As shared by Bright Eugene on Twitter, he wrote;
‘See an application letter received by an office in Abuja today, from a graduate… Scratch that. A compatriot. God help us.
Well, personally I believe this letter is real like so real, but the thing is it may have been written by a non English speaking individual who wrote whatever in his dialect and ran to uncle 'Gugul' to translate and uncle added some magnificent touches of Vocabulary to it and off he/she went 'priding' in his/her letter.
But in the meantime, while the members of Nig police are still investigating the state/country of origin of the writer, Queen Eliza has believed that the letter is of a Nigerian origin and in extension of her kind gesture which started since she harbored our President Buhari in her 'healing' country, she has ordered that the letter be displayed at their National Museum to show how far Nigerians have gone in learning their language which they gave us as parting gift after colonizing us.
The Queen who hasn't dabbed for a while was seen dabbing and would have twerked if not that age is no longer smiling at her waist, for this letter and its writer and Nigerians as a whole for vocabularies used there in.
Sources close to her said that the Queen since her lifetime hasn't read all of such words put together all in one article talk more of an ordinary Nigerian application that every citizen knows that nobody reads, highest it would be utilized during this summer by monocotyledon incinerators aka Corn Roasters to wrap their corns. So for this marvelous job, the letter made it to the front row of the museum and when the writer is found, he/she would be made Dean of Studies, English and Literary studies, Oxford University
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