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The Two Types of Nollywood (Must Read)


Truth is,
there are two types of Nollywood;
•The one that's being referred to when people and foreigners say 'Nollywood is growing' and
•The one that's just there a.k.a ASABAWOOD

Their typical features include; πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

>The former has it HQ at Lagos✔️
  >Tops box office charts✔️
  >Usually  premiered before release✔️
   >Can be easily seen in cinemas✔️(except in Enugu that has no Cinema 😏😏)
> Na them get AMVCA nominations and awards✔️
> Sold in super stores for nothing less than N500, else it's a fake or pirated copyπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
>Use of English is on point here and if there are subtitles, you can learn a few correct spellings from it! ✔️✔️
while the latter has ;
>It's HQ at Asaba, Anambra and Enugu ✔️
>Their movies are readily seen and bought at Upper Iweka Rd,147 pound road Aba, Ogbete main market, and from barrow pushers ✔️
>They are sold for nothing more than N150 per season, these seasons contain scenes not longer than 5mins, adverts inclusive and lasts up to 20 seasons (ask Nkoli Nwa Nsukka)✔️
>Viewers are usually advised not to take their grammar serious and if they have subtitles, don't bother reading itπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
Am I lying??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What other features do you know?? Drop it below πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
Nice week 😘😘✌️✌️







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2 comments:

  1. Vera you're definitely crazy, lol. This got me rotfl but it's on point

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  2. Hahahahaha Nkay, it's good craze na

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