In no particular order i present to you:
•Blogging📠; According to Vera Chidimma 2015 😉,one out of every 5 families in Nigeria has one or two bloggers esp after Ms Ikeji turned billionaire thruogh the never respected career. These bloggers are either the serious ones, the Sunday Sunday bloggers(i.e those who update once in a while) and the very common popular ones; the copy n paste bloggers! Banana island mansion must drop....mummy say amen...they pray!🙏🏼😂😂😂
•Acting📹; According to the above mentioned author; almost every fine girl and few fine boys are now into acting! 😎
Ask any fine naturally fair girl 🙎and the later on turned fair girls 🙎🏽🙎what they do...you would quickly hear 'acting'. Don't be surprised to discover later on that its just with a sch drama club or that they're part of those that spend weeks on movie locations taking pics with stars and confusing their lives🙆🏼🙆🏼- I call them motionless actors,but all na acting na,Abi? Na so they name Nollywood highest employer of labor!
•Modeling👯 ; Choi! If you are a skinny lepa girl and u didn't model at any point in your life raise your hands up (no one did, lol and if u did, nne it's cos your parents are super duper FBI agents and u missed a lot! go and ask them for your teenage life)
Modeling is about to overtake Nollywood in employment and keeping people busy! Every Nigerian home has at least one model child who is either model by default (by being born lepa n average in height) or model by nurture. As long as young disoriented people are not planning to b decimated from Nigeria 'modeling is still gon pay people'' that's y u continue to see miss & mr this or that! Soon we go hear miss Facebook 2017 and people go still buy form n gown!
Music 🎧🎶🎼;this one is like an oil well to boys and that's why after wizkid, Davido, phyno, orezi, kiss Daniel n co made it big in music every young guy out there has a passion for music;both burning and easily quenchable passion! 😭😭
They continue to toe this musical career path until reality, maturity and lack of sponsors beat them out of it! 😂 😂😂and they discover another passion in them! We as Nigerians are Multi talented with each talent having its own passion, lol!
Make up👄💅;YouTube and Instagram can bear me witness to this.you cant comfortably surf these sites without having to jump and pass make up tutorials and artists sampling their work!? And that's why we have plenty young CEOs of ' la posh make up studios' 😜😜with most scaring lives away with scary paintings on their face in the name of make up.No wonder they said 'women are busying vying for elective posts in other countries while Nigerian women are busy being make up artists' 😨😨well,men in women are into this business, so don't gerrit twisted!😎
Church⛪️:u all know the story na! Every street has at least two churches ;one at the beginning, one at end of the street with many homes being the bible study centers. And before u can say jack, you are already being tasked for offering, tithe, seed sowing and all other spiritual extorting terms! Pastor must chop na to keep the ministry moving!✈️
Comedy/MC🎤;all thanks to Ali baba, opa Williams, ay , basket mouth and the others. Comedy/Mc is another hot spot esp for guys. Any guy who could make his class mates, friends or family smile or ultimately laugh has considered his destiny to b in comedy! 😬😬
Every guy is now either into comedy or emceeing or both, if u doubt me go and be checking ppl's social media info. Remember copying is allowed in the industry cos you are destined to hear a comic story over and over again from several unrelated comedians .As hot as the market b, before u even go down to read through his full bio he has sampled his email n contact number for bookings! Man must whack na! No b only I go dye's neck deserve to fatten up! 😊😅😅
OAP🎤; omg!! Jeez, seriously... Like duuurrh! 😀These are nowadays OAP for u! Nigerian born n bred Britain speaking OAPs killing us more than Boko guys with pho-neh that can make u park your car turn off your radio and start shedding tears by the way they call water warra, fork ferk, etc. I hail these people so well! Every chic out there wants to b an OAP,guys too are interested but chics badly need it! Call for oaps u go understand what I mean! And funny enough when they don't get the advertised ones, they don't give up they take laws into there hands to shape their destinies! 👏🏿👏🏿That's when YouTube and Instagram will start suffering again! Cos by then they are now full fledged media personalities with their own shows! Some do make sense but most???.... No no! They just wanna be there!
Relationship counselors👥; everyone has become a relationship counselor but just on-line cos off-line their relationship is as messed up as our economy. YouTube and Instagram have suffered for these people too! Cos at every Instagram junction lies a man or woman who counsels us on how to take up on our relationships, what to do and not to do and bad as e be they feed us with alleged true stories of followers and they as the relationship guru come to the rescue 🏄🏄🚑 meanwhile divorce is on the increase in Nigeria which isn't even out culture but sadly it is.
Motivational speakers💪🏻:
These ones are now so plenty that they've outnumbered their motivatees (hope you grab ?).To become one, simply buy a coat, learn how to violently prophesy from your pastor, read few good books (some don't even read) now update your bio with 'Public speaker' then begin to hunt for youths to motivate🔥🔥.Before u know it.... U will become hunted if you are too good with your words! My problem with these people is their lies and the way they try shame people who r not self made entrepreneurs! Like everyone must n should become one! If u haven't heard from such people wait until your in NYSC camp and SaEed lecture begins. U go hear am !
Ngwanu clap for urSelf *in Nkechi's voice* if you were able to read all of them. I hope I was able to touch on all parts appropriately, if there are more you can add! Cheers!!
*Someone will now come and copy this without credit...the thuuuunder that will ............you is doing marine training in Iraq!⚡️
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